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Yesterday my sister explained to me that part of her plan of taking over the world is to rid the world of douchebags, Old Testament-style.

Today, while on a kid movie kick, we were watching Prince of Egypt. As the plagues descended, her dog got right up in my face. I asked her to make him stop, and without looking up from the TV, she waved her hand at me and replied, "I'm watching God's wrath! I have much to learn!"

And to make this update slightly less pointless, a meme stolen from half the flist:

Ask me my Top Five Whatevers. Fannish or literary or otherwise. Any top fives. Doesn't matter what, really! Fandoms, ice cream flavours, cartoon moments, women in my fandoms, OTPs, ideal holiday destinations, goals for the future, celebrity crushes, books I wish would be made into movies, love songs. And I will answer them all in a new post (or in comments). Possibly with pictures.

Date: 2010-08-09 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geekbynight.livejournal.com
Top 5 HoYay moments(any fandom)

Date: 2010-08-09 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] safenthecity.livejournal.com
1. Every time Felix and Gaius were in a room together. (BSG)
2. Tara and Maryann's initial interactions. I so wanted Maryann to just kiss her already! (Trueblood)
3. If you know the Rachel Morgan series, then I love you. But I have to say both times Ivy bit Rachel. I don't care how much Rachel proclaims she's straight, if Rachel and Ivy don't end up together by the time this thing is over I'm going to be quite cross. (Rachel Morgan book series)
4. Spike and Robin in the episode Storyteller. Mostly for Andrew's commentary. Because when Spike and Robin stared each other down and Andrew declared it "sexual tension you could cut with a knife!" I honestly laughed so hard I missed the next couple lines. (Buffy)
5. Angel and Spike, when Angel admits he liked Spike's poetry. Spike's poetry was just bad, all froofy love declarations with poorly worded attempts at sounding insightful. Though really, most of Spike and Angel's interactions, especially in the flashbacks. (Angel)

Date: 2010-08-09 12:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puszysty.livejournal.com
Top 5 things you could do with your new religious authority
Top 5 shows you watched as a kid

Date: 2010-08-09 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] safenthecity.livejournal.com
Hee, the first one makes me happy! Let's see...

1. Become a Jedi. (Not even kidding. This church will make you a Jedi if you so desire.)
2. Perform marriages to earn extra cash.
3. Randomly absolve passerby of their sins. Maybe even randomly leap out of my car to do this- it can be a Drive-By Absolution!
4. Stand outside the Union and preach the Good Word of I Will Absolve You Of Anything Because God Loves You when the obnoxious fairweather fanatics come around.
5. Baptize infants on the street, just for fun.

1. Gargoyles! Gargoyles was by far my very favorite show. I would come home from school every day and watch it. :)
2. Transformers. Another great one, only this I'd watch before school, if I remember right. (I might not.) Bumblebee was my favorite. I was cross that the movie made him not a Beetle.
3. Power Rangers! I don't even remember anything about it other than I wanted to be the Pink Ranger. But I loved it anyway.
4. Space Cases. This was an outright obsession. I got all my friends hooked on it and for three years we played Space Cases during recess. I was Catalina, of course, because I was obsessed with Saturn.
5. Hey, Dude. I wish I could remember more about it, but all I have is a vague recollection that its theme song was hilarious and that I loved it.

Date: 2010-08-09 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lls-mutant.livejournal.com
Top five most disgusting (non-TMI) things you've ever done.

Date: 2010-08-09 02:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] safenthecity.livejournal.com
1. Eaten directly after petting the dogs.
2. Gone 6 days without showering. That was gross.
3. Left dishes in the sink long enough that they got moldy.
4. Sliced prusciutto. Uuuurgh. That nearly made me sick- I had to carve away the fat, and the smell... It made the slicer smell like wet dog.
5. Opened a turkey and had the juice squirt on my face. (I'm a vegetarian who worked at a deli one summer... these last two seriously grossed me out.)

Date: 2010-08-09 12:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lorrainemarker.livejournal.com
I think I adore your sister ;D

Top Five Plays & Top Five Movies

Date: 2010-08-09 12:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] duckgirlie.livejournal.com
Top 5 (Non Gaeta-focused) Battlestar Episodes (define 'non Gaeta-focused as you please)

Date: 2010-08-09 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lotusblossomtea.livejournal.com
Top 5 favorite movies that came from books! Top 5 favorite photographs/paintings/works of art (I'll let you choose which would be best to do five of :D)!

Date: 2010-08-09 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kingofdoma.livejournal.com
... ^_^

Fave Five African American TV characters.

Fave Five Power Rangers.

Fave Five Undergarments.

Fave Five Curse Words.

Fave F- yeah, I'd better stop or I'll be here all day. ^_^

Date: 2010-09-10 12:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] khavi.livejournal.com
dear sister and regitered voter,
as we draw close to election time once again, I thought I would take the time to lay out my '10 step plan for better tomorrows' for you so that you may make a well informed vote this fall.
step one, get elected as supreme overlord and all knowing chancelor.
step two, start opening the rehabilitation centers. (of course they aren't death camps!)
step three, bomb the westboro baptist church and line up the survoirs for a good old fashined hanging
step four, nuke the south.
step five, National health care!
step six, ride the world of abistinice only education. Clearly, this does NOT work in our favor. It only leads to stupid sluts
step seven, All that money being wated on proffesional atheletes? Re-direct it into the medical field.
step eight, no more useless stupid shit like i-pads. they are the start of the cylon revolution.
step nine, kill are remaining idiots (PETA, religious extremists, the whale wars captin, cheney, people who can't put shopping carts away when they are done, little thieving douchebags, etc.)
step ten, brainwash everyone until they love eachother and cure aids, world hunger, and of course, promiscuity.

Thank you for you time, dear citiizin! We look forward to your vote on election day!

Date: 2010-09-10 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] safenthecity.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD THIS IS POSSIBLY THE MOST COHERENT PLATFORM I'VE EVER READ. I am officially voting Evil Overlord '10!

Date: 2010-09-10 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] khavi.livejournal.com
your enduring loyalty shall be rewarded

Date: 2010-09-10 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] safenthecity.livejournal.com
You crack me up. ♥ x forever
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